Ultradoux

we shall be safe in our shelters

wat

okey i give up

the war is over

nooooooooooo

victory is swift and just

dey got shelters steb, murika no can deal with this

fire in the hole

drones can't open doors

we screwed

they cant get on the floor then

nor walk the dinosaur

which is too much of a handicap in war

what if we put nukes in the pizza

no real good killing soldiers either, more useful killing civilians

special delivery ding dong

this can work

we make our own pizzas

no need for take out

also sammiches

bastards thought about everything

plus we hate tipping

in the milk then